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From: Headquarters
> To: All Hungarian Speaking Staff
>
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
>
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
> office in Hungary that offensive language is commonly used by our
> Hungarian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
> policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
> staff All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
>
> 1. Words like basszameg, a kurva életbe, fasz and other such
> Expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
> effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
>
> 2. You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, or
> leszarták if you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major
> mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni
> and baszni are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our
> environment.
>
> 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
> circumstances will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarházi or geci.
>
> 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej nor will
> persons who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.
>
> 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
> referred to as baromságok.
>
> 6. Do not say baszogassa az anyukáját if somebody is persistent; do
> not add bazzzmeg, if a colleague is going through a difficult
> situation. Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2)
> or erre rá
> fogunk baszni when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
>
> 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say menj a
> picsába nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, mi a
> faszt akarsz?"
>
> 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
> partners rohadt beszállítók.
>
> 9. Do not say menjenek a picsába ezzel a szarral when a relevant
> project is presented to you, or should you ever answer lófasz a
> seggedbe when your assistance is required.
>
> 10. You should never call partner representatives as rohadt dög or
> barom állat.
>
> 11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
> such as dögös picsa, köcsög állat or buzi homokos
>
> 12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
> kitörlöm a seggem ezzel a szöveggel!
>
> Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
> Thank you.
> To: All Hungarian Speaking Staff
>
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
>
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
> office in Hungary that offensive language is commonly used by our
> Hungarian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
> policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
> staff All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
>
> 1. Words like basszameg, a kurva életbe, fasz and other such
> Expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
> effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
>
> 2. You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, or
> leszarták if you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major
> mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni
> and baszni are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our
> environment.
>
> 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
> circumstances will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarházi or geci.
>
> 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej nor will
> persons who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.
>
> 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
> referred to as baromságok.
>
> 6. Do not say baszogassa az anyukáját if somebody is persistent; do
> not add bazzzmeg, if a colleague is going through a difficult
> situation. Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2)
> or erre rá
> fogunk baszni when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
>
> 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say menj a
> picsába nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, mi a
> faszt akarsz?"
>
> 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
> partners rohadt beszállítók.
>
> 9. Do not say menjenek a picsába ezzel a szarral when a relevant
> project is presented to you, or should you ever answer lófasz a
> seggedbe when your assistance is required.
>
> 10. You should never call partner representatives as rohadt dög or
> barom állat.
>
> 11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
> such as dögös picsa, köcsög állat or buzi homokos
>
> 12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
> kitörlöm a seggem ezzel a szöveggel!
>
> Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
> Thank you.
